queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

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  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude
moriarty dulect
daddywhorebucks jackballs

itseasytobemerry:

thismachinespewssarcasm:

itseasytobemerry:

why didn’t harry use the chamber of secrets when teaching dumbledore army? i mean, only HE could open the door?

because the giant basilisk skeleton might have been a distraction

if anything it sets the mood

itseasytoremember sniffing

reinfected:

Lorde is literally a pale blog in human form

reinfected lindsaylohoean

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

itsstuckyinmyhead chirpthepeep

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

iraffiruse chirpthepeep
unamusedsloth spoopstagram

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catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

catazoid chirpthepeep
tastefullyoffensive seedy
luficur circumcising

perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

perks-of-being-chinese baeconeater

salmonidblue:

"What’s your favorite album?"image

salmonpynk baeconeater

eurodose:

if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong 

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touchyourblood:

darrencrisscrosschrist:

jessicakrh:

dollarfries:

sex education at its finest

HHHHAHAHAAH WHAT

"so do tampons make girls feel like they’re having sex all the time?"

"How do you know when a tampon’s ready to come out? Or does it like, dissolve when it’s done?"

dollarfries holmesandtheroman